FUNNY SMS ..........

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FUNNY SMS ..........Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:37 pm

hi dear frndz .....

yahan ap sab bhi funny sms share keren

Teacher, Translate into english...

"Yad e mazi azab hai ya Rab...

Cheen ly mujhsey hafiza mera"....

Sardar: "My mind is full of data base,

O God! pls make me a mental case"....

Re: FUNNY SMS ..........Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:40 pm

Mein bohat pareshan hun,
Neend nahi aati,
Sukon nahi
kisi kam mein dil nahi lagta
Doctor ne mujhey kaha hai ap ki zindagi mein
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Vitamine "SHE" ki kami hai

Re: FUNNY SMS ..........Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:36 pm

u have good collection

now read my sms collection

Re: FUNNY SMS ..........Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:38 pm

Yaar Sohrab Goth Karachi Main Pathano Ne Morchay Bana Liye Hain.

Aur Rocket Launcher Le Kar Beth Gaye Hain.

Aur Bol Rahy Hain.

Aany Do

SAILAAB Ko Hum Dekhega Kaise Wapas Jaega. :-)

Re: FUNNY SMS ..........Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:48 pm

Chohey Ko Billi Lagi Gori,
Dono Milne Lage Chori Chori,

Chuha Bola Aa Gori Khele Aankh Macholi,
Billi Ne Khaya Chohe Ko,
Aur Boli
I HATE LOVE STORIES.

Re: FUNNY SMS ..........Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:57 pm

Ek Poet Ghurbt Se Tang Aa Kar Daku Ban Gaya
Daketi krne 1 bank gya or kaha

Arz hy
Takdir me jo hai wohi Milega,
HandsUp, Koi apni Jagah se nahi Hilega..

Phir cashier se kaha...

Apne kuch khuwab meri aankho se nikaal do...
Jo kuch bhi tmhare pas hy jaldi se is beg me daal do

Boht koshish krta hun teri yad bhulany ki,
Khabrdaar koi koshish na kre police ko bulany ki

Bhula de mujhko, kia jata hy tera,
Me goli maar dun ga,
Jo kisi ne picha kya mera.

Re: FUNNY SMS ..........Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:59 pm

Gharaylo Totkay

1-Agar Aapko Kutta kat ly to ap usy kat len. Hisab brabr
2-Dudh phut jay to sfaed dhage sy c len,Ksi ko pta nhe Chlega

3-Agar Aapka Qad chota hy tu 3,4 bar Phansi lga lain.
Agr bach gy tu bht faida hoga.

4-Agr Aap k bal Girty hn tu tind Karwa lain phr nhi girain gy.

Re: FUNNY SMS ..........Wed Aug 25, 2010 10:33 am

Husnain wrote:

u have good collection

now read my sms collection

thanks dear

Re: FUNNY SMS ..........Wed Aug 25, 2010 10:33 am

hahahahaha

ache hain sms

Re: FUNNY SMS ..........Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:01 pm

nice g

Re: FUNNY SMS ..........Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:46 pm

thanku

Re: FUNNY SMS ..........Sun Sep 05, 2010 4:25 pm

Mohabbat karna koi zulm nahi,
Agar ki jaye usool se,
Khuda ko bhi muhabbat thi,
Apne rasoul se
Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko
Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaay
Hum thy chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue
Bus achanak chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaye….

Re: FUNNY SMS ..........Sun Sep 05, 2010 4:26 pm

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
Bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge