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descriptioncompletePathanSat Sep 25, 2010 3:02 pm

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Pathan Ye Plastic surgery Ka kitna paisa lagay ga ?

Dr :- 2 Lakh

Pathan Agar Plastic Hum day de tu ........... ?

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descriptioncompleteRe: PathanSat Sep 25, 2010 3:09 pm

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mom- beta school mein meethee meethee baatain karna
beta- ok
BETA SCHOOL CHALAA GIA
sir-beta tumhara name kia hai?
bacha-gulaab jaaman!
sir- tumhaari ami ka kia naam hai?
bacha-burfi!
sir-tumharay abu ka naam kia hai?
bacha- cham cham!
SIR MAD HO KER BOLAY
sir-TUM KAHAN REHTEY HO?
bacha- methai k dabay mein!!!!!!!!!!

descriptioncompleteRe: PathanSat Sep 25, 2010 3:10 pm

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Ek Bus Conductor ki Shadi ho rahi thi,
wo stage pe sofay pe bethey hoey Apni Dulhan se bola:

"Zara idhar ho k betho BAaJi ek sawari or bhi Baith sakti hai

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descriptioncompleteRe: PathanSat Sep 25, 2010 3:13 pm

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1 Pathan ne FM radio pe call ki...


Pathan:
mujhy 1 wallet mila h,,,jis mai bht saray paise ,,,credit cards or NIC card h...
Address 312-A Gulshan-e-Iqbal ka h...



Host:
To aap unhain wallet wapis dena chahte hain???




Pathan:


pagal samja huwa h kiya???

Usko hamri taraf se Sad Song dedicate kar dain.....

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descriptioncompleteRe: PathanSat Sep 25, 2010 3:16 pm

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Do paagal chall rahey hotey hain to achaanak unn ko khayaal aata hai key hum aam bun key ulta latak jaaein.

Thori derry baad ek girr gaya to pehley ney kaha, "kyoon thakk gay?" to doosra bola nahin pakk gaya.

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descriptioncompleteRe: PathanSat Sep 25, 2010 3:18 pm

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Sales man: paa g cockroach

k liye powder lelo.

Sardar,: oh nai paa g.

cockroach nu ina v free nai karna,

ajj powder le ditta te kal

body spray mangey ga.......

descriptioncompleteRe: PathanSun Sep 26, 2010 3:49 am

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Pathan 501846 hahaha nice bhai keep it up

descriptioncompleteRe: PathanSun Sep 26, 2010 9:13 am

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Thankx Raja Sahb

descriptioncompleteRe: PathanSun Sep 26, 2010 3:01 pm

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other17 other17 nyc

descriptioncompleteRe: PathanSun Sep 26, 2010 5:34 pm

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acha jee A laughing smiley

descriptioncompleteRe: PathanSun Nov 14, 2010 8:23 am

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Wife: Aap apny dost ki wife K janazy pe Q nhi gye?

Husband: Kis mun sy jaon, wo mujay 3ri wife K janazy pe bula raha hy, aur ma ny us ko 1 dafa B nhi bulaya!
 Tongue sticking chee

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