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Re: Funny Sms EnglishTue Aug 24, 2010 4:43 pm

Interviewer:
What is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye bewakoof _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Re: Funny Sms EnglishTue Aug 24, 2010 4:44 pm

Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Re: Funny Sms EnglishTue Aug 24, 2010 4:45 pm

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

Re: Funny Sms EnglishTue Aug 24, 2010 4:46 pm

One tourist from U.S.A. Asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Re: Funny Sms EnglishTue Aug 24, 2010 4:49 pm

Lecturer: write a note on ****hi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "****i was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.

Re: Funny Sms EnglishTue Aug 24, 2010 4:49 pm

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
Adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my
Wife? Sit behind. I will drive.

Re: Funny Sms EnglishTue Aug 24, 2010 4:50 pm

Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire
And how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!