(¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi***

(¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å |Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:03 am

Aslam u Alikum

Mujhe apni poetry forum ko visit karne se
buhut shiddat se yahan mazahiya shairi ki kami mehsoos ho rahi hai
Main 1 thread shru karta hon jis me sirf mazahiya shairi ho gee
Aap sub bhi is me kuch tanz-o-mazah post karain
[B]thx]
(¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å | SugarwareZ-011

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Re: (¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å |Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:05 am

Chaloo Start Main Hi Kar Detta HooN..

Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan

MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan

Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan

12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan

Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran

Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,

Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,

Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.

Re: (¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å |Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:35 am

(¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å | Kunwar10

Re: (¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å |Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:42 pm

nice thread musa mager ase thread k leya mazzah ka section banya gaya ha es leya ma ese wahan move kar raha hun...

Re: (¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å |Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:48 pm

Hahahah GuD.. (¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å | 491312

Re: (¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å |Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:48 pm

Thanks AdmiN..

Re: (¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å |Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:47 am

wah wah subhan Allah gee
kia baat hai

Re: (¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å |Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:12 pm

(¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å | Dua10

تیرا میرا جوڑ وی کیThu Jan 28, 2010 2:26 pm

تیرا میرا جوڑ وی کی

میں ایک کسان دا پترp
تو کسے افسر دی تی
تیرا میرا جوڑ وی کی

میں مر مر کے میٹرک کیتا
تو کمپیوٹر وچ ایم ایس سی
تیرا میرا جوڑ وی کی

میں کھوکھے تے سگریٹ پھوکاں
تو پی سی وچ چاواں پی
تیرا میرا جوڑ وی کی

میں اک شرٹ نوں تو تو پاواں
تیرے سوٹ نیں پنجی تی(25،30)۔
تیرا میرا جوڑ وی کی

تیرے پچھے سوہنے منڈے
ساڈے پچھے سی آئی ڈی
تیرا میرا جوڑ وی کی

تیرے واستے وزیر دا پتر
ساڈے واستے مامے دی تی

تیرا میرا جوڑ وی کی
تیرا میرا جوڑ وی کی

Re: (¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å |Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:27 pm

Hahahahhaa Anjanii...... (¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å | 491312

Re: (¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å |Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:38 am

He: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen'

Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke gharjayen

She: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga:

Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga

Re: (¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å |Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:39 am

koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
neuclear ka Zamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko.......!!!

Re: (¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å |Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:40 am

tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya

Re: (¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å |Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:40 am

Tumsa koi dusara zameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

Re: (¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å |Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:43 am

Hum Ko Yun Pagal Banan Chor Do

Muft Ka Har Khana Chor Do

Tumhari Khusbo Ajeeb Hi Hoti Hai.

Bartan Waly Sabun Se Nahana Chor Do... (¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å | 491312

Re: (¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å |Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:23 am

Us na kaha muja mohabbat ke saza do..

Main na sab koch ja k us k abu ko bata deya... (¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å | 254438

Re: (¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å |Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:24 am

nice sharing musa thanks

Re: (¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å |Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:29 am

Admin G Iss Tara Maza Nahi Aye ga.. Tongue sticking chee

Aap Ko B Kuch Share Karna Ho Ga.. Tongue sticking chee

Students ki pehchanTue Mar 23, 2010 3:22 pm

Students ki pehchan

Yeh student ki pehchan hai

Haath mein cigratte mu mein pan hai

Mashoor yeh shaitan hai

Yeh student ki pehchan hai

Parhna isey aata nahi

Class kabhi jata nahi

Canteen iss ki jaan hai

Yeh student ki pehchan hai

Jalson mein sab se aage hain

Naron mein sab se aagey hain

Imtehaan mein naqal iss ki aan hai

Yeh student ki pehchan hai

Larkiyon ke peechey hai para

Jo larki gussa ho zara

Tab yeh banta bhai jaan hai

Yeh student ki pehchan ha

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Re: (¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å |Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:17 am

AAO MEIN EK SHER SUNATA HOON ZARA
GHOR SE SUNO

AAO MEIN EK SHER SUNATA HOON ZARA GHOR SE SUNO

JAO MEIN NAI SUNNATA KISI AUR SE SUNO (¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å | Icon_lol

Re: (¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å |Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:35 pm

E-dost tu bhi likha kar shayari meri tarah

tera bhi naam ho jayega

Lok pekenge tuj pe andhe aur tamatar

Subha ka nashte ke kaam ho jayega

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Re: (¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å |Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:28 pm

Pyar Ka Computer

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao

Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain

Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho

Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai

Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga

Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai

Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file

Re: (¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å |Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:32 pm

Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena…
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena…..

Re: (¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å |Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:43 pm

hahaha wah admin mujhe b samajh nahi aya mujhe b bta de

Re: (¯`·._.·Tunz-o-mazah~!~ shairi he shairi*** | ßý Mµ$å |Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:44 pm

Biwi Or Mobile

Kehne Lagi Biwi , Sartaj Sunte Jana
Louto Ke Jab Sham, Ik Samsung To Lete Ana

Jaldi Hai Kis Baat Ki, Model To Sunte Jau
Kuch Waqt Ho Agar To, Number To Likhte Jau

Number Se Pehle Sun Lo, Function Hai Yea Zaroori
Mobile Hai Slideing, Per Ho Downloading Poori

Lcd Hai Colourful, Camara Pixle Hai 3mega
Tension Har Giz Na Lena, Set Hai Kuch Mehnga

Speaker Hai Sterio, Mp3 Bhi Sath Hai
Set Bilkul Aisa, Padosan Ke Bhi Pass Hai

Hand Free Yaad Rakhna, Data Cable Bhool Na Jana
Ho Sake To Darling, Mz Ki Warrenty Lana

Charger Ho Orignal, Quality Dekh Lena
Per Jaye Kam Paise, To Udhaar Le Lena

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