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DEAR FORUM FRIENDS ND MEMBER....!!!!
MANE NOTE KEYA HA K ES FORUM MA KHAWATEEN KOI TOTKE BATA HE NAHE RAHEN TO PESH HA MERA APNA NASHTA BANANE KA TAREEKA.... :023:

UMEED HA AP SUB HANSENGE NAHE... BALKE KHOOB KILKELA KAR KEHKE LAGAENGE... :011:




TO JANAB !!
SUB SE PEHLE PESH HA EGG ND PARATE BANANE KA TAREKA...

TO BARE ATE HA EGG BANANE KE...!!!
IN JUST 3 EASY STEPS.... :033:

1st.DOSTON SUB SE PEHLE AP EK FRY PAN LE KKAR USME TORA SA OOIL DAL DEN...
2nd. OIL KE GARAM HOTE HE PAN ME EGGS DAL DEN AUR UPER SE HASBE ZAIKA NAMAK DAL DEN...
3RD. PHIR CHAHE TO USE MIS KAR DEN CHAHE TO USE USE TARAH PAKAEN ....


NOW TASTY PARATE...!!!
MUJE KHUD ME PAKANA NAHE ATA BUT

USKE LEYE JUST 1 EASY STEP HA...

WO YE KE..!!

EGG PAKANE SE PEHLE MARKET JA KAR APNE LEYE GARMA GARM PARATE LE AYEN,..... 001




UMEED HAIN SUB KHHOB ENJOY KAR KE NASHTA KARENGE...!!!!

THNKSSS.....

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bahi to ker day ga haan mager dua karo kay babhi ko kuch pakana ata ho Tongue sticking chee

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banjra g ap ko to pata hai k main dil nahi torti magr na b kar dati hun
to aj b esa hi hai k sari umar to ap mare hath ka nahi kaho ge na
main kab tak ap logun ko kelati rahun gi to esa hai ap log b sadi ki tayaryn karo
ap ko b wo hi bana k deya kare gi yeh hi hal hai is ka
:035:

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arey swera jee main nay apni babhi ka kaha tha app ka to nahi na or babhi bhi admin ki wife Tongue sticking chee :032: haan ager app chaho to fr ban kay khila sakti ho
:006:

or jab app sab ki babhi a jai gi ya koi muj ko mil jai gi to main app sab ko us kay haath kay parathay khila doon ga

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Banjara wrote:
arey swera jee main nay apni babhi ka kaha tha app ka to nahi na or babhi bhi admin ki wife Tongue sticking chee :032: haan ager app chaho to fr ban kay khila sakti ho
:006:

or jab app sab ki babhi a jai gi ya koi muj ko mil jai gi to main app sab ko us kay haath kay parathay khila doon ga


:037: :037: :037: :037: :037:

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admin itna muskuratay nahi hain

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:026: banjara tari to :040: :038:

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arey meri payari si fr swera jeeeeeeeeee app nay apna jumla complete nahi kiya

plz complete ur sentence 4 me

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bombay rockers ka song b hai

Teri To, Teri Ta, Hamesha Yaad Satave :020:


I dont know what your saying but all I know is that I came to party!


Teri To, Teri Ta, Hamesha Yaad Satave:020:

banjara g ;
shaid ye sunana cha rhi hai swera app ko ,,,,,,,, kion swera ??????

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nahi main ne etna hi bolna tha ab ap ko zeda bol b nahi sakti hun na
etna hi kafi hai

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nahi nahi janab app bolo muj ko jo bolana chahati ho bolo app meri fr ho app ko pura pura haq hai bolanay ka

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swera wrote:
:026: banjara tari to :040: :038:



tere to tere to tere to hamesha yad sataye ...

age nahe ata :031:



wese bhabi yar ap ne to hme bhula he deya..
sirf banjara ko he kilana ha kya. deken na kha kha ke kitna mota hogaya ha... :038:

descriptioncompletearee pyareee ...... jee

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swera wrote:
banjra g ap ko to pata hai k main dil nahi torti magr na b kar dati hun
to aj b esa hi hai k sari umar to ap mare hath ka nahi kaho ge na
main kab tak ap logun ko kelati rahun gi to esa hai ap log b sadi ki tayaryn karo
ap ko b wo hi bana k deya kare gi yeh hi hal hai is ka
:035:


saweera dear kya karun me to kab se yahe keh raha hun magar ami abu nahe mante koi ao na unhe manane ke leye..
phir me be ap sub ko apko bhabi ke hath ke paratne nahe kilaonga.. :023:

balke sare khud he kha jaonga... :029:

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hahhaha killergirls g main ne ap ko b bola tha
aur rahi ami ki baat k manti nahi to un ko
pata ho ga k khud hi parathe khaye ga sare
hum ko nahi khelaye ga to ese leye nahi manti hun gi na

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sweera main to ab is baray main tum say baat nahi karon ga


wesay lagta hai ab pharathay khanay kay liay muj ko shadi kerni paray gi :023:

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sawera je yar tum he akar mere ami abu ko samjhao na yar..

itna zulam wo be ek masum se nazuk se bache par.....

na insafe ha sara sar na insafiii :026:

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banjara ap fikar na karo ...


agar tume yad ho to desi...... aur kuri...... alrdy mujood hain...

aram se parate khaenge wo be dobule maze se .....:p

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haan killer wesay bhi desi girl ab yaha a he gai hai

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@::::ADMIN::::@ wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YAAR NICE MUJA NAHI PATA THA K NASTA BANANA ETNA ASAN HOTA HA.......... :031:


ناشتہ بناے کی نسبت ناشتہ کھانا زیادہ آسان کام ہے، اور میں تو صرف آسان کام ہی کیا کرتا ہوں۔مگر کلر گرلز کے ہاتھوں کا بنا ہوا ناشتہ تو بالکل نہیں کروںگا۔ کیونکہ اس نے یہ سب کچھ ان لڑکیوں سے سیکھا ہو گا، جنہیں یہ قتل کرتا رہا ہے۔
قتل کے خوف میں مبتلا کوئی بھی لڑکی ایتنی ہوش ہوحواس میں نہیں رہ سکتی، کہ وہ صحیح صحیح کچھ بیان کر سکتے۔ تو لازمی بات ہے، میں ایسا بے ذائقہ ناشتہ کرنے کا رسک کیوں لوں
!!!

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bandar kia janay adrak ka sawad Tongue sticking chee nashta kerna hai to kabhi kabhi subha subha gari nikalon or gujarawala say ker kay ao nashta

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Banjara wrote:
bandar kia janay adrak ka sawad Tongue sticking chee nashta kerna hai to kabhi kabhi subha subha gari nikalon or gujarawala say ker kay ao nashta



Ohh hu ! Banjara Gee !!! Aap keun Killergirl ko bundar keh rahey hu

, bechary bundar bhi naraz hu jaengey.

Keunke Bundrun main abhi tuk koi Bunriya killer nahi bana, woh to

buss bunriya-lover hi kehlaty hain.

Aur agar killergirl ko gussa aa giya to phir na aap ki khair hai aur na

meri, bhai killer to killer hi hota hai, lover to nahi bun skta nan !!!

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Tongue sticking chee

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killer killer he hota hai mager kuch killer bhi payar say kill kertay hain

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Lakin Ye kIller Waisay nahi Hai .Just joking smiley

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musa jab ya tuj ko kill karay ga tab batana kay ya kesa killer hai payar say kill kernay wala ya gussay main

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janu jab aisa ho ga dekhii jai gii.. Tongue sticking chee

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