autobiography ((APBHITTI))

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ik bar esa hoa main paris se spain jane wala tha train se , main bohat late ho gea tha train chalne men 1 mint reh gea tah jab main train station pe puncha to tikt cheking ho chuki thi train bas chalne lagi thi T.T b train par swar ho gea tha main bhagta hoa train ki janab ja rha tha T.T ne muje ishara kia k pele hi dibe men beth jao main jaldi se train men swar ho gea takriban 2 ghente bad T.T aya tikt dekhne k liye to tiket dekh k ik dam hasne lag gea !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
main ne T.T se pucha bhai kia hoa kehta hia bache tum ne jaldi men ye b nahi dekha k kis train men beth rhe ho ye train nonstop italiya ja rhi hai hahahahahahahahaha us waqt main or T.T bohat hase phir main ne T.T se pucha bhai ab kia karon main ne spain jana hai ? to T.T kehta hai bache France k border pe ruke gi ik bar train wahan se utar k spain chale jana !!!!!
to wahan se phir main spain gea

dosto ye wakeya main kabi nai bhul paya jab bi yad ata hai bohat hasta hon :006: :047:

hahahha bara hi maza aya ap k sath jo hua par k hahhaha
magr hamre sath b aik bar bohat bura hua tha hum italiya se pk ja rahe the sab cazan wagera b to hum ne kahi do gante rukna tha to jahn hum ne rukna tha wahn hamra jahaz main koi masla ho geya shukar hai kuch hua nahi neche a kar pata chla k ab hum kahi b nahi ja sakte jab tak koi aur falyt ni ati to hum ko wahn koi room b nahi mele the raat guzarne k leye hum ne aik din aur aik rat kursyun pe bath k guzari 004 aur pher khna b acha nahi tah wahn ka to pher hamre main do bande ese b the jin ki dusre din sadi thi un ka pohnchna zaruri tha
:047: pher wo b phns gaye the wahn pher lundon se koi falyit a rahi thi to hum us main gaye magr hum ko lahor jana tha to wo karchi jani thi wo hum ko seda karchi le gaye aur pher wahn hum ko sara saman de deya aur hum 4 ya 5 gante wahn rahe aur pher wahn se sara saman pher book karwya aur pher jab lahor jane lage to ja hi rahe the to mosam khrab tha ade raste se pher wapes 004 pher aik ganta wahn ruke karchi main pher dubra hum kese tara se lahor lahor pohnchne main kamyab ho hi gaye aur jo lane aye the wo b do din arpot pe hi rahe :047: jab gaye to sab kehte hain gada gari pe bath k aye ho yeh wakya main kabi nahi bhul sakti :047:

hmmm nice yaar kafi interesting waqayat hovay hain tum dono kay saath muj ko aik waqiya yaad to hai mager wo meray bachpan hai hai


wo bhi tab ka jab main 1 class main tha


jesa kay app sab dost jantay ho kay chotay bachay kabhi bhi school jana nahi chahatay aik to dar ki waja say or dura nend na puri honay ki waja say

aik bar muj ko meri ami nay subha subha school kay liay uthaya kay bilal utho school jana hai jaldi utho warna late ho jao gay us time main apni tangain fold ker kay soya hova tha kuch or to aya he nahi meray dimag main to main nay ami say keh diya ami main uth nahi sakta meri tangain jur gai hai :006: akhair wo bhi meri ami thi muj ko utha kay abu kay pas lay gai abu nay muj say kaha kay kia hova hai to main nay kaha kay abu tangain nahi khul rahi :012: to meray abu nay kaha kay achal ab khool day tuj ko main school nahi bhajon ga [ main janta tha kay wo ya sab muj ko behlanay kay liay ker rahay hain akhair main bhi to un ka he beta tha na ]

main nay kaha kay abu such main tangain jur gai hain nahi khul rahi ya suntay he meray abu nay muj ko aik thaper mara :049: jab dusara marnay lagay to main nay saath he apni tangain di or saath he bola abu or mat marna meri tangain khul gai hai :033: ya dekh ker meray baray behan bahi hasnay lag gay


or aj bhi jab hum saray cossion bethay hotay hain or koi kaam kerwaana hota hai to sab ya he kehtay hain kay tum to bachpan say bahanay baz ho tum koi na koi tareeqa zaroor dhoond lo gay

ya thi meray bachpan ki nanhi si shararat jo main sari zindgi nahi bhool nahi sakta

hihihihihih Banjara g app to bari jaldi langen khuli hain ap ne to hihihihhihi


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mera rishta bachpan men hi paka ho gea tha apni bhuppo ki beti k sath ,abi main 10 sal ka tha or larki 7 sal ki ,,,
ghar walon ne sucha ab sab rishte daron ko bta dena chahiye or in dosno
ki mangni kar deni chahiye ,, main bohat khush tah k bohat se log aenn
ge hamare ghar or muje sab k bich betha k ring pehnaennn ge , kal
mangni honi thi or ajj sab mehman ahge the bohat masti ki us din ,rat
hoi to big brother mera bhai aya kehta hia oye itna khush kion hai tuuu main ne kaha meri mangni hai na tu kehta hai bache pata hai mangni kia hoti hai main kaha han ring pehnaenn ge bass kehta hai nai jab tum bare jo jao ge to tumhari shadi b isi larki se ho gi ikhathe hi rho ge jese ammi abbu rehte hian to main thora sa dar gea :affraid: or bhai se pucha kia karon ab ?? kehta hai ammi se bat karo ,
main ne ammi ko kaha to bohat dant khai chup kar k suu gea ,
suba hote hi ghar se bhag gea ,
par bhag k jana b kahan tha chachu k ghar gea tah muje pakar k le ayy or zabar dasti mangni kar di or 2 cuzn ki duty lagai muj pe nazar rakhne ki

ye thi meri mangni ki story

:033: jo 6 sal Pele tut gai

hahahaha bare shrati bache hote the ap sab magr abi b shrti bacha sab main hai kahi na kahi chupa hai dund k lao pher wohi bachpan a jaye ga ar main to abi bari hi nahi hui :006:

Last edited by swera on Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:50 pm; edited 1 time in total

shararti bacha chupa hia ?? :scratch:


kon hai woo bolo bolo kon hai woo ?????

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hello bhai chupe rustam kahan hooooooooooooooooooooooo???????????????????

yeh tum sab ko mari baat samj main keyun nahi ati tumhra damg khrab hai ya mera main ne kah ahar insan main shrati bacha chupa hai tum insan nahi ho keya :010:

hihihhhhihihhhiih apna likha hoa post pardo , kia likha hia kia hud b samaj ati hai aap ko ????????????????


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muazum is baat say to larkiyan bagti hain tum larkay ho ker bag gay

or sweera such main tum abhi bachi he ho

acha g main kabi bari hun gi b nahi
hum to bahi jese hian wese rahn ge
chahe koi khush ho ya ho khfa hum nahi badlin ge apni ada :041:

hmmmm v noce sweera hamasha asay he rehna wesay her kisi main aik bacha zaroor hota hai koi is ko daba deta hai or koi isay hamasha zinda rakhta hai

haan haan beta jani suna do app bhi apna pathanon wala qissa

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