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descriptioncompletepathan funny jokes collectionTue Jul 20, 2010 12:19 pm

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pathan funny jokes collection 491312 Pathan:
Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?

Ricksha Wala: 50

Pathan: 20 Lelo

Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.

Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega

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descriptioncompleteRe: pathan funny jokes collectionTue Jul 20, 2010 12:19 pm

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Pathan
Namaz Parhnay Gaya 0r do Baar Wazoo Kya:


Kisi ne Pucha: Khan Sahab Aapne do Baar Wozoo Kyo kia?



Pathan: Agar ek Toot Gaya to Dosra Kaam Aayega

descriptioncompleteRe: pathan funny jokes collectionTue Jul 20, 2010 12:22 pm

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Pathan
Puts His Hand on his Girlfriend's hand.
While Driving from Islamabad to Lahore.


She smiles and said: You can go Further.

And



Pathan Drives to Multan

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descriptioncompleteRe: pathan funny jokes collectionTue Jul 20, 2010 12:23 pm

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Once a
Pathan was Asked:
"Khan Sahab! Aap ka Favorite Song kon sa Hai?"
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Khan Sahab Replied:
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"Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti."

descriptioncompleteRe: pathan funny jokes collectionTue Jul 20, 2010 12:23 pm

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During
The Match,
Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,


Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai. pathan funny jokes collection 254438

descriptioncompleteRe: pathan funny jokes collectionTue Jul 20, 2010 12:24 pm

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Ek
Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:

Q: Taleem
A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.


Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.


Pathan se:

Q: Naam?
A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain
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descriptioncompleteRe: pathan funny jokes collectionTue Jul 20, 2010 12:27 pm

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Ek
Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

Aur Bola:



Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega.

descriptioncompleteRe: pathan funny jokes collectionTue Jul 20, 2010 12:28 pm

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Teacher:
Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?

Pathan: Eagle.


Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

Pathan: Illegal pathan funny jokes collection 501846

descriptioncompleteRe: pathan funny jokes collectionTue Jul 20, 2010 12:29 pm

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Pathan
Proposed a Girl.
With a Romantic Poetry

Billi Mar Gai Razaai Mai
Mai Paagal hun Teri Judai Mai,

Pani Mai Machchar Tair Nahi Sakta
GUL KHAN Tere Bin Reh Nahi Sakta.

descriptioncompleteRe: pathan funny jokes collectionTue Jul 20, 2010 12:29 pm

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Pathan
Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja Kar Ek Baat Boli.


Jisay Sun Kar NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gaye.



Pathan Bola:

"I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?"

descriptioncompleteRe: pathan funny jokes collectionTue Jul 20, 2010 12:30 pm

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Pathan ka School mai New Admission Huwa:

Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kon hain?



Pathan: Hum ko kya Pata Kon hai?
Aaj He To Hum Aaya Hai.

descriptioncompleteRe: pathan funny jokes collectionTue Jul 20, 2010 5:28 pm

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arzoo bare sarele hai
hehehe

descriptioncompleteRe: pathan funny jokes collectionTue Jul 20, 2010 6:28 pm

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HAHAHA MAZA AYA ARZOO THANKS VERY NICE pathan funny jokes collection 491312

descriptioncompleteRe: pathan funny jokes collectionWed Jul 21, 2010 11:31 am

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thanks both
aur muhabat sareele kya hai

descriptioncompleteRe: pathan funny jokes collectionWed Jul 21, 2010 7:24 pm

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arey koi joke hi likho pathans pe
kisi ko nahi aatey kya pathan funny jokes collection 600869

descriptioncompleteRe: pathan funny jokes collectionWed Jul 21, 2010 8:46 pm

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nice sharing arzoo humra co admin killergirls ko pahtano par bahot joke ata hain wo zaror post karen ga jab b ap ka thread daken ga to... Tongue sticking chee

descriptioncompleteRe: pathan funny jokes collectionThu Jul 22, 2010 12:20 pm

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ok admin n
thanks

descriptioncompleteRe: pathan funny jokes collectionFri Jul 23, 2010 5:04 pm

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LArki: Meri Ammi Ko Tum Boht Pasnd Aaye Ho.

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Pathan (Sharmatay hue): Kuch B Ho, Par Hum Shaadi Tum Hi Se Kare Ga.

Khala ko Bolo "Hum ko Bhool Jaye"

descriptioncompleteRe: pathan funny jokes collectionFri Jul 23, 2010 5:05 pm

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Ek Pthan (Mayoosi k Sath) Doosre Pthan se : Sab Log Hamain Pagal Kyon Kehte Hain?

Doosra Pathan: Tu Dafa Kar Yaar! Yeh Le Lemo Ki Lassi Pi.

descriptioncompleteRe: pathan funny jokes collectionFri Jul 23, 2010 5:06 pm

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Pathan 60th Birthday

Friend: Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya hai?


Pathan: 60 Candleslagane Me Mushkil ho Rahi thi,
Is liye 60 Watt ka Bulb laga diya. :-)

descriptioncompleteRe: pathan funny jokes collectionFri Jul 23, 2010 5:07 pm

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Teacher to Pathan: Agar Tum Mobile Se 15 ki Jagah
51 Dial karo to Kiya Hoga?




Pathan: Very Simple police ki Gaari Reverse Mein Aaye Gi. :-)

descriptioncompleteRe: pathan funny jokes collectionFri Jul 23, 2010 5:08 pm

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Teacher to Pathan: AGARBATTI ka Jumla banao.



Pathan: AGAR BATTI chali jaye to Andhera ho Jata hai pathan funny jokes collection 250857

descriptioncompleteRe: pathan funny jokes collectionFri Jul 23, 2010 5:10 pm

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Pathan Thought "LOL" Meant "Lots Of Love".

So One Day His Friend's Mother Died.
He Sent Him The Following Text

"Sorry 2 Hear About The Death Of Your Mother,
Plz Take Care
LOL" :-)

descriptioncompleteRe: pathan funny jokes collectionFri Jul 23, 2010 5:11 pm

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Q: What does "pipe pipe por por pipe por pipe por" mean?

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Ans:

A Pathan Giving you His Phone Number

"55 44 54 54"

descriptioncompleteRe: pathan funny jokes collectionFri Jul 23, 2010 5:14 pm

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Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.


Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.





Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.






Pathan: Thanks Yara..

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