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SardarFri Oct 08, 2010 3:40 pm

Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?

Sardar: Haan,

Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..

Re: SardarFri Oct 08, 2010 3:55 pm

Sardaar ne ek chotay kad ki larki se shadi ki:

Kisi ne poocha tum ne aisa kyun kia.

Sardar: Meray baap ne kaha k musibat jinni nikki hovay unna changa.

Re: SardarSun Nov 14, 2010 8:14 am

Sardar parashan tha k har joke me wo Q involve hota hai?

Us ne apni BV se kaha:
Begum aaj koi aisa joke sunao jis mai me involved na hun

Wife:
I'm pregnant Just joking smiley

Re: SardarWed Mar 02, 2011 10:58 pm

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p