Sardar Funny SMS

Sardar Funny SMS


Sardar! Ik sawal ka jawab to do,

WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi hoti?

Pathan! Nahi pata?

Sardar! Dastaney ki...

Sardar Ne Machis Li Or Teeli Jalai But Na Jali

Dosri Jalai Na Jali

Tesri Tili Jalai,Wo Jul Gai

Toh Sardar Ne Jaldi Se Bujha Di,

Ye Kaam Ki Hy,Rakh Leta Hun.

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &

Says

-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?

Sardar: Haan,

Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..

Sardar: I Love You ka kya matlab hai?

Girl: Main Tum se Pyar Karti Hoon.

Sardar: Aj Kal di Kuriyan da koi haal nai, 1 gal da matlab ki puch liya tu te free ho gai.

Ek sardar rat ko sonay laga to do glass pani k pass rakhey,
Ek pani se full aur dosra khali.

Kisi na poocha k in do glasoon ka kia maqsad ha us na jawab dia O PAGLA PIAS LAG V SAGDE HA TE NAI V LAG SAGDI.

Judge: Why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover?

Sardar: Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Ek Sardar k marna par log bhangra daal rahe tha, wajah pochi tu 1 sardar ne bataya k pehli dafa hum mein se koi "Brain Hambrige" say mara hai!

Judge: Why you have stolen the money from this man?

Sardar: My lord! I have not stolen the money. He just gave it to me.

Judge: When he gave you the money?

Sardar: When I showed him my gun.

Sardaar ne ek chotay kad ki larki se shadi ki:

Kisi ne poocha tum ne aisa kyun kia.

Sardar: Meray baap ne kaha k musibat jinni nikki hovay unna changa.

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Assalam o alikum gud msgs

waaliakom salam
&
Well come

husnain kisi ko nai pta k tumhary under aik serdar chupa betha hai
haha

hahahahahahahaha

Ha Ha Ha
Nice