Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

Sardar's Friend: Yaar,
Last year the Name Plate Outside your House
Read
Santa Singh, B.A.
This year it Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When did
you Finish your Masters Degree?



Sardar: You don't
understand.

Last year my wife died,

I put B.A. to indicate
"Bachelor Again".

Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is "Married
Again". :-)

Raat ko 2 Sardar Chhat Pe So Rahe They.


1st Sardar
Dosre Se: Yaar Maachis Kahan Pe Hai?



2nd Sardar: Teeli
Jala k Dekh Le Yahin Hogi. :-)

Ek Sardar Ne Ground Mai Ek Garha Khoda.
Aur us Mein ja k Beth
Kar Kuch Sochne Laga.

2nd Sardar: Aye ki ho Riya Aye Paa G.

.
.
.

1st
Sardar: Doongyaan Sochaan.

Deadly IQ Question.

Friend to Sardar: "Where is Abu Dabi?"

Sardar:

Jithy
Ammi Dabi,

Ody Naal e zara para kr k Abu Dabi. :-)

Teacher: Agar Mai Tumhari Mama Hoti
To Tumhen Bohat Pyar Karti
Aur
Tumhari Har Baat Manti.



Little Sardar: O Bibi! Bas Kar
Dramay,
Menu Pata Aye Tu Mery Aby Te Akh Rakhi Hoi Aye.!

Friend: Sardar
Sahab Set Naya Liya Hai?

Sardar: Mere Cousin Ka Hai.

Friend:
Cousin ka Mobile Aapke Pas Kia Kar Raha Hai?


Sardar: Yaar Wo
jab Bhi Milta Tha Kehta Tha,

Tu Mera Phone Kyon Nahi Uthata.

Main
Utha Laya. :-)

Fauji Prade K Doraan Officer ne Sardar Sipahi Se Pocha.

Officer:
Ye Haath Mai Kya Hai?

Ram Singh: Sir, Ye Bandook Hai.

Officer:
Ye Bandook Nahi Tumhari Izzat, Tumhari Shaan, Tumhari Maa Hai.

Officer
to 2nd Sardar: Tumhary Haath Mai Kya Hai?

2nd Sardar: Sir Ye Ram
Singh ki Maa Hai. :-)

1 Sardar Ki Shadi Pe Sab Sardar He Aaye Huay Thay,

Khana
Start Hua to 1 Sardar ne
Plate Pe Tissue Paper Dekh Kar Socha:
Shayd
Ye Bhi Khanay Wali Chaez Hai.

Jub Woh Khane Laga to Us k Dost
Oonchi Aawaz Mai Kehne Lagey

.
.

Oeye Na Khaein Phikka
Ee. :-)

1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui.

Rukhsati k Waqt Dulhan Pehle Maa k
Galay lag k Roi,
Phir Baap k,
Phir Bhai k Galay lag k roi.

Sardar
ji ne Dulhan le Jane Se inkaar Kar Diya or Kaha:


"Aey Twade
Kolon Chup Nai Hundi
Te Mere Kolon Kenj Howe Gi."

New Married Couple of Sardar and Sardarni

Sardarni: Hamari
Shadi ko 24 Ghantay ho Chukay hain

Sardar: Aur aisa lagta hai
jaise Kal ki baat ho. :-)

3 Sardar Raste Se Ja Rahe The, Teeno Ne Ek Murga Dekha.

1st
Sardar: Ye Murga Hai.

2nd Sardar: Ye Murgi Hai.

3rd
Sardar: Ise Pathar Marte Hain
Agar Bhaga To Murga
Or
Agar Bhagi
To Murgi. :-)

Teacher: 'I killed a Person' Convert this sentence into Future
Tense.


SARDARJI: The Future tense is 'You will go to Jail.'
:-)

Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.

Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

Sardar:
Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs Baqi Thy,

K Main Out ho Gaya.
:-(

Sardar K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye:

Doctor: Tumharey Kaan Kese
jaly?

Sardar: Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone Aa Gaya.
Main
ne Jaldi main Phone ki Jagah Istari Kaan ko Laga Li.

Doctor: To
Doosra Kaan Kese Jala?
Sardar: Ab Ambulance ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha
Na.

Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
Pehen k Baazar
Main Ghoom Raha Tha.

1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?



Sardar:
"MUMMY DADDY Mahol" :-)

2 Sardar Ji UK Gaye.
Airport Officer ne Naam Pucha

Sardar:
Umar Daraz Bhatti.

Officer: English Mai Bolo
Sardar kuch Dair
Sochne k Baad: Long Life Oven.

Peeche Ek Aur Sardar Khara Tha,

Wo
bola: I am Beautiful Red Underwear

Officer: What?

Sardar:
Mera Naam hai Sundar Laal Chadda. :-)

Ek Sardar ko Pathanoo Ney Bohaat Mara:

Kyon K

Usne
Video Shop Per Ja Kar,

Sirf Itna He Kaha

,
,
,

MY
NAME IS KHAN. :-)

Sardar Taqreer Karty Huey: Kisi Ko Meri Baat Par Aitraz to Nahi?

Ek
Bola: Jee Mujey Aitraz Hai.

SARDAR: Tu Dafa Ho.


Hor
Kisi Noon Aitraz?

hmm v nice thanx