*. . .Memon Apne Bete Se:
Beta Kia Kar Rahe Ho...???

Beta:
Kuch Nai Papa...

Memon:
To Kuch Likh Rahe Hoge?

Beta:
G Nai Papa, Main Kuch Nai Likh Raha.

Memon (Ghusse Se):
To Phir Chashma Utar Kyun Nai Dete,
Tumhe Fazool Kharchi Ki Aadat Hogai Hai.:-)