Funny SMS
1: 18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
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5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!
This iz Cheating..
2: Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya
Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu
Girl : Kyu
Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ::
3:Shauhar : Shadi Ke Pehle Tum Kya Kartain Thin...
Biwi: Bartan, Jhadu, Khana, Pakana, Zameen Pochne Ka kaam Karti thi.
Shauhar: Tab tu tumhe ye Tabdili ab Achi lagti Hogi.
Biwi : Khak Achi Lagti hain... Ab tu Ye sab kaam bhi Karne Padte hain aur Pagar Bhi Nahi Milti....
4:Santa -: Main tu apne sare doston ko bhol hi gaya tha, Lekin Ek film Dekhi aur sab yaad aa gaye.
Banta -: Kon se film Yaar?
Santa -: "Kaminey"
5:Murim Sardar Wakeel SE
Mujrim : Koshish karna k mujhe sazai maout na ho .umer quaid bhalle ho jai...
SArdar wakell after case :
Mujrim : case ka kia bna
SArdar wakeeel : buhat mushkil se umer quaid hoi he warna judge to tumhen riha kar rha tha ..
1: 18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
.
.
.
.
......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
.
.
.
5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
.
.
.
.
.
18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!
This iz Cheating..
2: Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya
Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu
Girl : Kyu
Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ::
3:Shauhar : Shadi Ke Pehle Tum Kya Kartain Thin...
Biwi: Bartan, Jhadu, Khana, Pakana, Zameen Pochne Ka kaam Karti thi.
Shauhar: Tab tu tumhe ye Tabdili ab Achi lagti Hogi.
Biwi : Khak Achi Lagti hain... Ab tu Ye sab kaam bhi Karne Padte hain aur Pagar Bhi Nahi Milti....
4:Santa -: Main tu apne sare doston ko bhol hi gaya tha, Lekin Ek film Dekhi aur sab yaad aa gaye.
Banta -: Kon se film Yaar?
Santa -: "Kaminey"
5:Murim Sardar Wakeel SE
Mujrim : Koshish karna k mujhe sazai maout na ho .umer quaid bhalle ho jai...
SArdar wakell after case :
Mujrim : case ka kia bna
SArdar wakeeel : buhat mushkil se umer quaid hoi he warna judge to tumhen riha kar rha tha ..